Some people are far away from one another and sometimes they want to get sexy or feel close or something. We started with the intention to give tips for "doing it" long-distance style, but we discovered that the true meaning of long-distance sexy times... is friendship. If you're into awkward pauses, this episode is for you!
We also delve into the fast-paced world of Doggy Law; help Hannah decide if she wants to become an ant (you read that correctly); and establish that Erik's primary love language is meat.